The question of	whether computers	can think
is like the	question of whether	submarines can swim.

Any sufficiently	advanced bug	is indistinguishable
from	a	feature.

Computers are good	at following	instructions, but
not	at reading	your mind.

Being forced to	write comments	improves code, because
it is easier to fix	a crock than	to explain it.

There is nothing	so useless as	doing efficiently
that which	should not be	done at all.

Any fool can write	code that a computer can	understand. Good
programmers write	code that humans	can understand.

A complex system	that works is invariably	found to have
evolved from	a simple	system that worked.

There are only 10	kinds of people in	the world; those
that understand	binary, and those	who don't.

A Java class

is where we teach

objects how to behave.